This is the Reddit thread you didn’t know you needed until now. It’s absolutely genius.
Reddit users have imagined what their Tinder profiles would say if their nans were allowed to write them out.
From one person who thinks their Nan would write all in CAPS LOCK to someone who thinks Tinder is itself a nice suitable match for their granddaughter.
‘SMART BOY HE’S MY BOY IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY AND VERY SWEET. HE WILL TREAT U RIGHT TAKE YOU TO DINNER OR MOVIE. WHEN HE WAS LITTLE HIS FAVOURITE RESTAURANT WAS CHILIS. HE LIKES STEAK AND HE LIKES IT WHEN IT RAINS.’
‘Archaeob is a very nice young lady. She is letting me live in her room while she is away at school and that was very kind and generous of her. She was a very cute baby, but her sister grew up to be prettier. Very very smart as well. She does well at school but refuses to give me senior discounts when we play Monopoly, so be careful. She is looking for a nice young man, and hopefully one that does not paint his fingernails like her sister’s boyfriend.’
‘Dew89, the best looking boy in the bunch’.
‘Very attractive young man although he doesn’t wear his sweater or finish his pasta.’
‘Dear Mr. Tinder, Possum is a nice girl with an elegant turn of ankle. All the best, Ivy.’
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