People Are Re-imagining Their Tinder Profiles Written By Their Grandmas



My handsome grandson is a real catch. You girls better watch out because he’s going to do great things in life. He has that special something that you’re going to want. You’re just going to feel so lucky to be with him. He really is a good boy.’

– Footpeter

 

‘Not pretty, not too clever, but can cook and is willing to overlook most shortcomings.’


grandma threat eddie murphy the nutty professor ill kick your ass

– unfunnycat

 

‘John, I mean Charlie, I mean, Alex S*** I mean Jan’s youngest.’

– ejc138

 

“MY BEAUTIFUL GRANDDAUGHTER IS A BEAUTIFUL AND SMART NUCLEAR PHYSICIST. SHE HAS AN ADORABLE CHILD. YOU SHOULD MESSAGE HER BECAUSE SHE MAKES GOOD COOKIES ABD CAKES TOO. ONE TIME SHE MADE ME A CAKE FOR MY 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS CHOCOLATE AND IT HAD CHOCOLATES ON TOP OF IT THAT WERE SPRAY PAINTED GOLD BECAUSE THE 50TH YEAR IS THE GOLD YEAR – DID U KNOW THAT? THE CAKE WAS SO GOOD I ATE IT FOR BREAKFAST THE NEXT DAY. YOU WOULD LOVE HER CAKE. CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE.

LOVE, JUDY”

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Spacecrafts

 

My grandma once told me “Don’t meet up with any strange men. Unless they’re rich and handsome. Actually they don’t even have to be handsome.”

So, probably something alone those lines.

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