“Keep your s*** together.”
I failed, by the way – totally bawled through the vows. Tears of happiness, of course – still going strong 14 years later.”
“Damn this song is still going on?
“They played some long version of the song she wanted to walk down the aisle on instead of the shortened version.”
“It felt like a constant euphoric rush, and one of the few times in my life that I profoundly felt that I was doing something right. We’ll be married 20 years this summer.”
“Don’t barf, don’t pass out, don’t barf, don’t pass out.”
“So, we both waited for marriage to have sex. I kept thinking “I’m getting laid tonight!”
“Why did we even wait this long?
“We’d known each other for eight years before we started dating. And we’d always liked one another.”
“I was trying to think up a dirty joke to whisper that would make her crack up in the middle of the ceremony.”