Married men of Reddit reveal what they were actually thinking when their wife-to-be was walking down the aisle



 “Keep your s*** together.”

I failed, by the way – totally bawled through the vows. Tears of happiness, of course – still going strong 14 years later.”

-smartnotclever

 


“Damn this song is still going on?

“They played some long version of the song she wanted to walk down the aisle on instead of the shortened version.”

-I’m_not_that_angry

 

“It felt like a constant euphoric rush, and one of the few times in my life that I profoundly felt that I was doing something right. We’ll be married 20 years this summer.”

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-MrStealYourDanish

 

“Don’t barf, don’t pass out, don’t barf, don’t pass out.”

-Herdnerfer

 

“So, we both waited for marriage to have sex. I kept thinking “I’m getting laid tonight!”

-A3rdAcct

 

“Why did we even wait this long?

“We’d known each other for eight years before we started dating. And we’d always liked one another.”

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-Tall_Mickey

 

“I was trying to think up a dirty joke to whisper that would make her crack up in the middle of the ceremony.”

-chicken_slaad

 



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